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Deep Thoughts Of A Country Boy

... or, Hold On Whilst I Pee In This Bush

Created on 2003-09-23 22:16:50 (#1346017), last updated 2007-12-17

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Name:Dr. Synonymous

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I smoke tobacco. Menthols. I get a buzz every time, and I like it. If you don't, tell me where you live. Definitely do this if you've never seen someone moon you with a lit cigarette sticking out of his asshole.

My tastes in music are ... varied, at best. My Dido album rests on a shelf just inches from my Metallica collection, in between is my KRS ONE collection (all 3 CDs).

One of my favorite things is to argue with people. No, it's not. Hell yes, it is! Dammit, you fink, shutcher pie hole!

I roleplay once in a while. My favorite character to date was a psychotic clown with a puke-stained outfit and a wig that was glued to his bald head. He loved to drill virgins -- in the kneecaps, with ... Well, a drill.

I'm not a Christian, but I know God's out there. He's watching us. He's watching us because we, like him, have some unknowable piece wedged deep within us. He's hoping that if he watches long enough, he'll figure out what it is, how it works, and why it's there.

I'm calling myself Dr. Synonymous. You can call me what you want, seeing as how I'm ignoring you anyway.
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